Hasty Retreat Presents 

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Caroline Smith

Directed by AJ Fuex

Isobel Lomax and Dolly Biddle are two "mature" cable-access cooking show hostesses  who have hated each other for 30 years, ever since Larry Biddle dated one and married the other. When circumstances put them together on a TV show called The Kitchen Witches, the insults are flung harder than the food! Dolly's long-suffering TV-producer son Stephen tries to keep them on track, but as long as Dolly's dressing room is one inch closer to the set than Isobel's, it's a losing battle, and the show becomes a rating smash as Dolly and Isobel top both Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer! 

Tour Dates and Locations

March 23 - March 31, 2018

Gaslight Baker Theater

210 S. Main

Lockhart, Texas

March 23 -- 31, 2018

Fridays and Saturdays: 8:00 p.m.


Sunday, March 25, 2 p.m.

Saturday, March 31, 2 p.m.